Voicemail

“…..when you have finished recording, please hang up, or press one for more options.”

*beep*

“Hey Michelly, it’s Mike.  I just called to say, well, I think maybe we shouldn’t talk for a while. I mean, this long distance thing is messed up and….I mean, in a couple months, when I get back to the states, I’ll call you up and see how you’re doing, cause I really just want to see you face to face, I think it would all be a lot simpler…….”

*1*

“If you are satisfied with your message, press one. To listen to your recorded message, press two. To erase your message and record again, press three. To continue-”

*3*

“Hey Michelly. I got your message, didn’t want you to think I was ignoring you. It’s just, if you’re quitting Facebook, then I didn’t think you’d get my message if I wrote you back.  So, I needed to tell you…. I can’t do this anymore. The long distance thing….. I know we got a little crazy, well, I….. I think it would be a lot simpler……..”

*1*

“If you are satisfied with your message, press one. To listen-”

*3*

“Hey, Michelly, it’s Mike. Just called to say you won’t hear from me for a couple months.  When I get back to the states I’ll call to see how you’re doing. It’s just that…………”

*1*

“If you are satisfied with your message, press-”

*3*

“Hey Michelly, it’s Mike, I…… oh, fuck it.”

*1*

“If you are satisfied with your message, press-” click.

I hung up.  “Oh, shit…..I didn’t erase that last one.”

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